The mysterious Putin Vanishing...
13th April 2015 Dear Sirs, There has been much confusion recently about the whereabouts of the Russian leader Putin. Due to my military contacts I can now confirm that he was attending a top secret Tiddlywinks competition in Helsinki! The President has a great love of Tiddlywinks and plays it whenever he can. Also at the event was a specialist team from the British MI5 who have a department dedicated to the game. Yours, as always GENERAL P.M. HAMPTON Esq (Rtd) etc, etc