The mysterious Putin Vanishing...

13th April 2015

Dear Sirs,

There has been much confusion recently about the whereabouts of the Russian leader Putin. 

Due to my military contacts I can now confirm that he was attending a top secret Tiddlywinks competition in Helsinki!

The President has a great love of Tiddlywinks and plays it whenever he can. Also at the event was a specialist team from the British MI5 who have a department dedicated to the game.

Yours, as always

GENERAL P.M. HAMPTON Esq (Rtd) etc, etc


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