WELCOME TO LITTLE PIDDLE...

I would like to introduce you to a friend of mine that came to my attention when he began writing letters to the local and National Press.

The General, recently retired from the Army, lives in Hampton Hall, Little Piddle, Dorset with his Nurse Inga and Housekeeper Helga from Trondheim and his faithful 'stage struck'  Doberman hound companion.
He began his correspondence with the Press a few years ago wanting to express his views on 'the ways of the world' as he would so truly express it...

He has given me exclusive permission to publish his 'Letters' here and also highlight events and people who live in this quaint village in the wilds of Dorset..

Expect the Unexpected...

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